Step one: play with the echoing sounds of the Uhal Melissa is about to move with.
Step two: Gather logs/sticks
Step three: declare yourself ('cuz I'm) KING OF THE HILL!!
("Well that's just not very safe at all...")
Step four: Strike a pose!
Step five: Build the fire -- it's a fairly serious matter.
Step six: Light the fire.
Step seven: roast marshmallows
Step eight: Make really good s'mores!
Step nine: Ward off mosquitos ANY way possible...dryer sheets in the hair work too.
Step ten: Love life.